I Voted!...and Why I'm Eating a Bagel With Olive Cream Cheese...
Just a quickie to let you know that I just cast my vote for the governorship of the altered state of New Jersey. I wrote in Frank Zappa for Governor, and Alfred E. Neuman for City Council. I figure Zappa will do a better job dead than the two who are actually running (and alive); and, well, Alfred just looks good.
Anyway, now I am running off to have yet another surgery. Albeit this one is scheduled to be 20-30 minutes...not six hours, like the last one. I'm eating my favorite breakfast food as I write this (a grain bagel with olive cream cheese) just in case it's my last meal. (Jesting, of course!)
Pray for me and wish me well...and if you wish, leave me absurdly funny comments for the flipside (when I return).
Love and Happy Wishes,
Bhakti
Anyway, now I am running off to have yet another surgery. Albeit this one is scheduled to be 20-30 minutes...not six hours, like the last one. I'm eating my favorite breakfast food as I write this (a grain bagel with olive cream cheese) just in case it's my last meal. (Jesting, of course!)
Pray for me and wish me well...and if you wish, leave me absurdly funny comments for the flipside (when I return).
Love and Happy Wishes,
Bhakti
posted by Unknown at 12:00 PM
21 Comments:
Call me when you get back from your labodomy...hope it goes well!! Good Luck!
Chrissy
Thank you Zombie Woofster! You're very kind...even if your left ear is falling off.
Anonymous--I always said that I wouldn't EVER post anything political on this site; nor would I give in to the pangs of sarcasm when they come a knockin. However, I suppose this post renders the former promise moot; and the latter will itself become a wish of stars gone by when I say to you--judging by your spelling of 'labodomy', perhaps you may want to start combing the yellow pages for a neurosurgeon of your own.
All sarcasm aside...thanks for the happy wishes, and the fried fish, and for putting up with me through thick and thin (and I'm not referencing my waistline when I say that!).
Good luck with your surgery. What kind is it?
I'll pray for you tonight.
Good voting choices. Love Newman. he's like a human Bugs Bunny. As for Zappa, what a shame he died somewhat young. He was a funny guy.
Why does it hurt when I peeeee?
If you are perfect the way you are, and I think you are … then why are they constantly trying to modify you?
P.S. I posted this comment yesterday, but for some reason it didn't take.
I pray things goes well with your surgery.
Your post offers me hope--if Alfred E. Neuman is good looking, I must be beautiful (I just hope I'm half as funny)
Cheryl Well, long story short--last August I had a triple fusion in my neck. We subsequently found a 'mass' in the back of my neck during physical therapy (it's been there a year...I thought it was an irritated muscle). I had the 'mass' removed yesterday (four days after I had the neck brace removed from the fusion!) Needless to say, my neck isn't feelin' too good today. :( Think funny silly thoughts for me to help aide in my recovery! :)
Zombie-slayer You are such a sweetheart! Thank you for your prayers. I believe in the power of prayer...the loving energy is SO evident in my life!
To answer your question...I'd have to say because, perhaps, you are hangin' out in Joe's Garage too much?!?!
Sage Just because Alfred's eyes are level with each other and he has ears twice the normal size (in proportion to his head) doesn't mean he's not beautiful! He's a good lookin' cartoon!
And, yes, I'd bet you are just as funny as he is.
I think John thinks you got a boob job....
uuhh...Anonymous...I KNOW you mean well, however, this is a family friendly site, so please don't open up the door for potty humor.
Actually, that goes for you, too, Zombie-Slayer. Although I LOVE Zappa, I AM a fourth grade teacher, so I please restrain yourself from Zappa's potty humor and, perhaps, reference Suzy Creamcheese instead.
Thank you.
--Jaibhakti Management Team
Hey good luck!!! Really hope things go quickly and well...
ps: do you eat salty things for breakfast????
re: Do I eat salty things for breakfast? Yes, sometimes. Why--is that bad?? Oh...no...please don't ask me to cut 'olives' out of my cream cheese. I just cut out excess chocolate! A girl can't be expected to recover from two surgeries in three months and cut out chocolate AND cream cheese and olives, can she? Tell me it ain't so!!!!!
umm...no. in fact, cutting down on chocolate is considered a sin. really.
btw, you sense of humor is marvelous!
noooo nooo nothing wrong with it!!
I do it as well (sth I even have cold pizza ;) but here they look at me like I'm mad.... !!
I too wanted to drop in and say that I hope the surgery goes well.
I am praying for you and sending positive thoughts and energies your way.
Love SA x
Chrissy Thanks for always coverin' my back! :) You're the best!
Mark Where have you been?? It's great to see your smiling face! Thank you for your kind thoughts and words. Don't be a stranger, okay? Om Guru Om
Miladysa Our prayers for each other are so plentiful, they're probably meeting somewhere halfway over the Atlantic and having a tea party!
Thank you, Milady!
Oh! I almost forgot to mention that I had tried posting earlier, but my internet went down for a few hours over here. I was going to say that, since I don't pray to anyone/anything, I would send you a telepathic happy thought. It would have been sent around 7:35am central time in the U.S. of A. Did you pick up anything, or is it still in transit?
-Alex
I was awakened last night by a bright shock of lightning ...well, that's a bit too dramatic; it's not like the lightning struck me. It was SO bright that it woke me out of a deep sleep. Perhaps that was you wishing me well! :)
Go me!
And my brothers used to tell me I wasn't that bright. In your face, brothers!
-A
You ARE very bright! That's why me likey to talk at ya!
Good luck Bhakti. I have you linked now. Great site
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