I've Solved The Mystery! I've Broken the
DaVinci John Doe Code!
I have done what no scientist/philosopher/or plain 'ole know-it-all has ever done. I've discovered the true identity of 'John Doe'. Call me a Modern Marvel if you want, but that's really not necessary. Here, step by step, is how I broke the code:
(Note to reader: The steps contained below remain the sole copyright of D.L. Bhakti Brophy because I bet the FBI will be willing to pay me a HUGE reward for this information.)
- Start with the name 'John Doe'.
- Change the first name 'John' to its common nickname: 'Johnny'.
- Change the last name 'Doe' to its homophone: 'Dough'.
- Now, change the homophone 'Dough' into its synonym: 'Cash'.
Lo and behold, the infamous 'John Doe' is no other than--you guessed it--Johnny Cash! (*applause*- And the crowd goes crazy!-*applause*)
Cash photo downloaded from: http://www.allemaalkunst.nl