That Exalted Muffin Man...
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen...
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
and brushing his scapular aside
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:
Some people like cupcakes better.
I for one care less for them!
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing annointment utensil,
He poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette
(oh ah yukYuk... let’s try that again...!)
He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively,
while myself, I say
There is, naught nor ought there be,
nothing so exalted on the face of god’s grey Earth
as that prince of foods... the muffin!
--Frank Zappa "The Muffin Man"
This is now an open thread, so start sewing!
tags: jaibhakti, Frank Zappa, humor, open thread