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Saturday, February 04, 2006

wHAT iF?

Imagine the anarchy that would ensue if a pine tree seed decided to grow into a gerbera daisy! The sheer audacity of that seed would go unsurpassed-- think about the repercussions! Wild flower seeds would think to grow into grape tomatoes; onion seeds into sunflowers; and, picture this--a mere pansy growing into an Evergreen!

Plant pansy seeds in your garden:

And end up with a tall Evergreen

staring down your neck!

WHAT IF?

tags: jaibhakti, humor

posted by Unknown at 10:17 PM

17 Comments:

Blogger Gyrobo said...

Blogger deleted your recent comments.

Again.

I know you posted something because it showed up in an email. Blogger is just terrible this weekend.

12:28 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Actually, I think it's just YOUR comments that Blogger is deleting. You should log out and back in again. That might fix it. Or maybe Blogger got the thing working again.

1:14 AM  
Blogger Michael K. Althouse said...

What if cats had guns?
Would dogs be scared??

~Mike

2:33 AM  
Blogger Miladysa said...

Blogger is changing into a pine tree...

7:27 AM  
Blogger tshsmom said...

Your "What If" is scary! Gardening wouldn't be as soothing to me if I didn't know what was going to come up. Life is bad enough at that!

TOO funny, Milady! LOL

8:37 AM  
Blogger kenju said...

If that happened, I could imagine my mom saying to it - as she used to say to me:

"Don't get above your raising, girl!"

8:37 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

GYROBO: I turned my computer off for the night. Hopefully, that will fix Blogger. (Wouldn't it be funny if MY presence was the cause of all of the Blogger Anarchy??)

MIKE: Is that Steven Wright??? :)

MILADSA: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

TSHSMOM: That would kinda be funny! Gardening would then become a total crap shoot!!! **sobbing** I wanted lettuce and got a Weeping Willow! **sniffle-sniffle**

KENJU: You must be from down south, no??? :)

12:52 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

That would certainly mess up my flower garden if that happened.

Blogger's been messing up for me too. The end is near!

2:03 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

I heard on Monday Blogger is going to shut everything down for an hour on purpose, to fix a server.

10:40 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

I can't check the time on their status page, since it's down right now...

10:41 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

ANTAGONIST: Are you antagonizing me with the one word comment?? Haha...Thank you for commenting. :)

FRED: O yjoml oy epi;f nr vpp; og yjsy js[[rmrfz3

(Oops. I had my fingers on the wrong keys!!) What I meant to say was: I think that would be great if we planted things and didn't know what we were going to get. 'Would probably make for some interesting gardens! However, I could see the inner city folk running into serious problems with their window boxes. I don't think an Apple tree would fit in one of those thing!!

GYROBO: Well, what I can do is check my blog every hour on the hour and when I see a message that says Blogger will be down for the following hour, I'll assume that's the hour you are talking about.

Thanks for the head's up!!! ;)

(I'm such a sarcastic wise-guy!)

11:22 PM  
Blogger Miladysa said...

How are you feeling today Bhakti?

4:43 AM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...



You know something went terribly wrong if a pine tree starts growing out of someones face.

Nature determined that we are superior to trees. We must tax them, slay them, and use them for fuel.


7:33 AM  
Blogger The Zombieslayer said...

You know what I want to know? I want to know how to stop having stupid dreams about my teeth falling out. Why can't I have a dream about Tyra Banks?

3:18 AM  
Blogger Amelopsis said...

Bhakti, your pansy is actually an orchid :)

9:39 AM  
Blogger Amelopsis said...

I think I may just have recalled that this is a Cattleya (sp?) orchid. (but I'm not 100% certain)

8:05 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

It's definitely NOT a Cattleya orchid (I used to work in a flower store). It looks like an icicle pansy to me.

9:26 PM  

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