ENGRISH!

The funniest website I have EVER found is called ENGRISH. I suggest you visit it often and a lot, whichever comes first.

http://www.engrish.com/

While there, you can learn how to create your own Engrish!

"Steve's vai is the electric guitarist where the world is best!!"

I hope this finds you all well and happy,
Love,
Bhakti